BIRDS! FOG! Together, For the First Time!
Finally, Hitchcock and Carpenter get the careful analysis the world has been clamoring for!
Read MoreForgotten New Hollywood part4: Bring Me The Head of Alfredo Garcia
My adoration of this movie speaks volumes about my psyche.
Read MoreNerd, Overheard: The One Where a Dork Sounds off on Killer Cars
The first of a never-ending column where I foolishly attempt to use logic, reason and critical thinking to combat some of the stranger stances that I've heard geeks make. This column has significantly raised my aspirin budget.
Read MoreYes, I Do Have Strong Feelings About King Kong.
Thank you for asking!
Read MoreWords, Sans Monkeys
Apologies to all, I have been surprisingly and unexpectedly busy the last few weeks. This weekend I'm going to dedicate all my time to getting this thing back on track. Worry naught, next week you'll start to see the regular supply of ramblings on comics, movies, and possibly more. Truly, it's a great time to be alive.
Forgotten New Hollywood part 3: The Friends of Eddie Coyle
Crime, Boston, and Robert Mitchum are kinda depressing.
Read MoreMerry Christmas or Whatever
Enjoy your holiday. I'll be back with more of my ramblings later in the week, then back to a two-a-week schedule the first week in January.
The (stupid) Spidey Marriage debate.
Yeah, I know the title could be better... YOU make the Spider-Marriage pun!
Read MoreForgotten New Hollywood Part 2: White Lightning
An essay about a Burt Reynolds flick that uses the term "mise-en-scéne"... I'm breaking new ground!
Read MoreA No-Monkey Announcement
Hey Kats -n- Kittens, I just wanted to give you guys an idea of my posting schedule. Right now, I'm looking at twice a week, probably Tuesday and Thursday.
This coming week, I'm throwing up an essay about the Burt Reynolds' classic, White Lightning, and then I'll go on-and-on about a matter of great import, the history of Spider-Man's marriage to Mary Jane. Yes, it's hard-hitting stuff.
Following that, I have things I have been writing about the retail side of the comic industry and the problems therein. Who doesn't want to read about that?
No, Brian Hibbs, In Fact, It Ain't You At All.
It turns out comic shop owners aren't the best judge of cultural sensitivity.
Read MoreForgotten New Hollywood Part 1: The Silent Flute
Y'all remember the movie where David Carradine played a Blind Man and also a monkey, right?
Read MoreSurprise! Rob Liefeld is a Racist
An Xtreme-Death-Blood-Awesome-Wolf-Carnage Racist, but a racist, nonetheless.
Read MoreSo, About Captain America Being A Nazi...
ITEM! Comic nerds think metaphors are real!
Read MoreDouble-Barrel Movie Fun: Commando & Robocop
If you can't get an Austrian, get a cyborg.
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